Wednesday, July 12, 2006
The Mighty Update
Kirkules hero of song and story, winner of ancient glory...
Kirk is in full hero mode and his trusty boy Newt, I mean Chesney is cheering him on. His next mission is to get Vera's girdle.
Bride-cilla is trying to make the tasks harder and harder so that she can get 'Billy' as the best man. Does anyone know who this Billy is?
Oh she's also hassling Les about the wedding cake. Apparently he's never been to a wedding and didn't know there was a cake involved.
Special Yana moment, using the tanning bed with her heels on. I love Yana.
(Also, kudos to Vera for telling Chesney that it's Mrs. Duckworth and Mrs. Hunt and not Vera and Blanche as far as he's concerned.)
Gayle comes to the decision that she can probably never has sex again (much to many viewers relief) and breaks up with Dr. Phil.
Glacia's special message to Phil:
Moley tells Claire that Ashley resigned on her behalf and Claire was completely cool with that.
Just kidding, Claire blew her top and there was a great big blow out between Ashley and Claire about this, but in the end Claire kept her job.
Okay, granted Ashley shouldn't resign Claire without her knowing it...but I think Claire should think about this for a second. Ashley's son was threatened and so was Claire, so I think Ashley does have a right to ask her to get another job.
If he all of a sudden wanted to because a firefighter in Iraq, she'd probably dissuade him.
Just my two bits. What do you think?
How Not to Decorate
Norris, now partner in the Kabin, wants to call in Colin and Justin to give the store a make over - or at least paint the front himself.
Rita tells him it's nonsense. Later,however, when Rita's making plans to go on a cruise while Norris minds the shop, we see him twirling his imaginary mustache and saying, 'Excellllent.' (Me thinks he has evil plans).
Your OMG Moment
The strike continues on much the same, but Mike is anxious to end all of this especially since the replacement workers aren't producing quality materials. He tells Danny that he puts profits over principals and that Danny better get Janice reinstated with a warning.
(Just a side thing...how come she wasn't sacked when she burned down the factory? I forget. I'd think THAT would be justifiable.)
Meanwhile outside, the girls are giving Sally a hard time and Janice wants to use Blanche's cane to beat Sally. Um....more reasons why this gal is not a star employee.
Mike and Danny continue to duke it out inside and when Mike gives Danny the big 'Don't shit where you eat' speech, Danny calls Mike a hypocrite. He says that Mike had so many affairs that he probably wouldn't know one of his own kids if he stood in front of him.
Mike replies, 'I see you.'
Danny doesn't twig, or maybe he does and doesn't want to go down that path and he continues on about how Adam will inherit everything.
Mike finally tells him that he's his son too.
(Oh Danny boy, it's been a helluva week for you, hasn't it?)