Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Updates and figs
The Best Time To Call People is When You're Drunk
Bev took the customer papers that she swiped from Charlie's office and call the people listed on it.
To tell them that Charlie probably overcharged them.
However, in style becoming Glacia, she decided to drink a half bottle of Stoly beforehand.
'You don't know me but.... Oh yeah, he's been saying that he slept with your wife too!'
Bev!!! Why get some poor woman into trouble?
I can see it now, 'Hello, Mr. Glacia, you don't know me, but....Yes, Charlie Stubbs slept with your wife!'
What's New Pussycat?
Okay, this was actually really sad.
Sean took Betty's pussy 'Marmaduke' to the vets where he found out that poor Marmaduke was far too ill. So Sean let the vet put Betty's pussy down.
The worse part was when Sean was freaking out about it at the shop and in the back ground you could hear Franz Ferdinand's 'Take Me Out'. Why didn't they just play the Killers instead?
Anyway, the final scene of the episode had Betty visiting Marmaduke one last time and crying.
Okay - Glacia's mom was a dead ringer for Betty...so me no like it when Betty cries.
'Look! Violet's in Bloom!'
Jason gets it into his head that Violet's 'illness' is really morning sickness. For a moment I thought, 'Oh my god, how is she going to explain this when the baby comes out with stubble, a smirk and toolbelt around its waist.' Then I remembered that Charlie and her didn't do it.
Anyway, she set Jason right that she is indeed NOT pregnant. I just don't feel that Violet and Jason have much longer together.
Liz has booked a boat trip for her and 'Bob' as she's found out that he as an interest in all things nautical.
My favorite scene of last night's episode was seeing her getting ready for the date by going to the salon and getting set up in those coffee canister sized curlers. Very, very Valley of the Dolls.
Candice (who's being a very large bitch) started spouting off how she broke up with Warren to go after bigger and better fish. She explained that it's like trading up a car or house.
This was all well and good, until later on the street when Frankie gives her a piece of her mind for dumping Warren. She told Candice that all Warren can do is cry since they broke up.
Candice seemed genuinely surprised that Warren was hurt - which makes me suspect that she's even stupider than we suspected.
At that very moment a wailing sound comes from the Baldwin house and a bouncing Warren comes running out shouting that he's been 'traded up' to a better soccer club, in Spain.
Oh-oh Candice. Seems like your Saturn just became a Ferrari.
Oh for @#$#$%$%'s Sake, Roy!!!
He sold his patent to the environmental hotelier for the price of a picture frame.
The Scottish person in side me couldn't stop screaming.
What Makes England Great
Quote from Cilla, 'Most folk don't care what they eat as long it's drenched in chips and mushy peas.'
The French person in me needed CPR.