Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Update in the Jar-o
So last night saw Ciaren(or is it Cieran, Cieren, Ceiran, Kiaran, Kieren, Karen, Sade?) leave the show forever. Glacia is sad to see him go, but not sad to see his name go.
He made his rounds explaining that there must be more to life than this and he hasn't really laughed in a long time.
It was all very maudlin oirish, complete with Thin Lizzy playing in the background of the Weatherfield arms.
His goodbyes include:
1. Sunita who told him that she will always be his friend.
2. Fred who gave a carpe diem speech and mentioned something about being a 'looker' in his hay day?
No, Fred...you merely looked more like Homer Simpson
3. Bev who was good right up to the point where she got drunk and made a move on his goodies. Bev be creepy.
4. Shel who merely looked out the window.
Farewell Cierenandhalfjadada... we'll miss you. But not your name.
Looks freakin' HOT without a shirt. Sizzle!!!
Maria is pleading with Kirkeh to sell up the kennels, but he is sticking to his guns.
Cilla decides to double his rent at which point Fizz steps in to suggest that her and Kirkeh move into the kennels and live rent free. Which she then uses to taunt Maria.
BTW - is it me or is Fizz slimming down?
Jason is allergic to the new cat.
Cilla and Yana decided to sneak off with Blanche's scooter and sneak around to the Barlows to do so.
I hear someone singing 'It's Raining Men' and I'm wondering if it's Sean or Norris. My god no... it's Deidre.
Dear Writers of Coronation Street, if you ever have Deidre sing again, I will never watch your show again.
Anyway, they plan to do some shopping in the Manchester version of hte Eaton Centre and hide stolen products in the scooter. The idea being that no one will stop an invalid.
This is until Yana sees a security guard who knows her and a chase ensues all to the tune of that great Norwegian masterpiece 'In the Hall of the Mountain King'. Keep in mind that we're talking about a TROLL King - which may or may not be an intentional slag on Cilla.
The chase carries on until we see Cilla and the scooter go head first into the drink. I expect a lawsuit from Cilla against Deidre for not putting up a warning sign about the danger of the scooter.
I wish Mr. Glacia would get a job producing Corrie so that I can get to be a character like Yana...but he won't.