There was an old wizard from Weatherfield
There is an old teacher called Ken,
He's had more affairs than most men,
But his lovers all leave;
Why? It's hard to conceive,
But he's just bored their pants off again!
There is an old butcher called Fred,
Who tries to get ladies to bed.
With sweet talk he woos,
And plies them with booze,
But they prefer sausage instead.
More Coronation Street limericks by Libby Seekings here.
Now it’s time to create your own Corrie limericks!
Enter your limericks in the comments section of this posting anytime this week. I’ll collect them all together and post them on Corrie Canuck a week from today.