Tuesday, March 28, 2006
Boycott Updates...and the less said about Morrissey the better.
Mood today - disappointed and wanting to ban Morrissey.
Boycott Racist Old Bats
Scooter is still on his 'Save the Koi' kick and went back to Mrs. Maloney's house to try to talk her into saving the fish.
She threw racial slurs at him and then cried over Mr.Maloney who has gone to the great pond in the sky.
Does it seem that race relations are handled different in Britain? Just that Scooter seemed more 'annoyed' by her references to his colour than, let's say, I was.
The struggle continues.
Boycott Old Amy
Tracey is back on the street.
She did a whole, 'Oh Steve we came back for you. I've been such a goose'. schtick for Steve. The minute he started getting excited and happy, she was, 'PSYCH!' and asked him how it felt to get his hopes up.
Tracey has announced that she is back on the street just to torture him.
Liz and Deidre made up, then broke up again over this issue - all within a 3 minute period.
Boycott French Champagne
Deidre turned 50 and it would seem that Ken has been extra frisky for the occasion. Wine, dining and seducing mi'lady in specs.
She told him that she didn't want any big surprise for her birthday, which he took to mean that she ACTUALLY didn't want any big surprise for her birthday.
WRONG! No woman actually wants nothing.
Gentlemen, in this one and only instance, 'No' means 'Yes'.
Boycott High Voiced Butchers
Evil Ashley came into the butchers to goad Ashley into the boxing fight.
He succeeded by going on and on about how ugly Claire is and how she's nothing compared to his girlfriend.
Hands up who wants to bet me that the girlfriend is a Claire clone?
Anyway, the fight's back on.
Shel...come on out to play.
Charlie, in a moment of strange sincerity, said to Jason that he will stick by Shel. He went on about how if she was physically ill, everyone would be by her side, but because she's mentally ill, she is losing people around her.
I have no idea what to make of this.
Anyway, he visits her and tries to convince her to make sweet, sweet love to her - which she responds with 'Charlie, I caaaan't.'
Charlie makes a final plea, 'Shel, I'm lonely.'
At this point the mere thought of a man like Charlie being 'lonely' causes Glacia to collapse off the couch, spilling her vodka all over.