Posh and Becks
SALLY LINDSAY (our Shelley Unwin) has launched an assault on VICTORIA BECKHAM – claiming she looks like she’s suffered a stroke.
According to The Sun…
Sally laid into Mrs. Beckham in an abuse-filled magazine interview.
In the staggering tirade Sally, known only for being a cuddly TV barmaid, also claimed Posh looks like “a fly on hind legs”.
She then went on to an unprovoked swipe at Posh’s hubby DAVID.
She stormed: “Posh is a funny old bird. I’m not a fan. I saw her live and she looks like a fly on hind legs. I do feel a bit sorry for her but why does she have to pull that awful face all the time?
“She looks like she’s had a stroke. I’ve always thought it was nicer to smile in a photo.”
But Sally has gone in with two feet with her equally harsh dose of abuse for England skipper Becks.
In the latest edition of gay mag Attitude, she says: “He’s such a media slag. He was an amazing footballer, I’ll give him that.
“But he’s sold his soul to the devil now — the media.
“If you sell your wedding for a million then the marriage becomes theirs.”
Sally’s not the first to diss Ms. Beckham. Former Sex and the City star Sarah Jessica Parker was angry when Posh emerged with a perfect figure just weeks after giving birth, because it portrayed an unattainable body image for new mothers.
And while we’re in full Beckham bitchfest mode…
Victoria Beckham was voted the nation's most pointless celebrity in 2005, with husband David coming second. The former Spice Girl topped a poll of TV viewers who were left asking: "What is she for?"
Over to you now… who are your choices for the most pointless celebrities?