Tuesday, January 03, 2006

The Sound of Music by the Weatherfield Players


Liz McDonald

Sung to "How do you solve a problem like Maria?"

"How do you solve a problem like McDonald?
How do you make a leopard change its spots?
How do you solve a problem like McDonald?
A horrible floozy who's always got the hots.

Many's the thing you know you'd like to tell her
"Sort out that hair" is one which springs to mind
But how do you make her see
It's really not very PC
For a nun to have skirts halfway up her behind.

Oh how do you solve a problem like McDonald?
How do you say "you're really not our kind"
When I'm with her I'm confused
And I'm totally bemused
It's her accent! - she just doesn't give a damn.
Unpredictable as weather
And she flirts with every fella
She's a demon and she's "mutton dressed as lamb"!

She out-pesters any pest
Drives a hornet from its nest
And I don't think she could be described as "pure"
She'd be happier in vice
(Though she'd have to charge half-price!)
She's a headache!
She's a slapper!
She's a HOOR!

Oh how do you solve a problem like McDonald?
How do you make a tart act more demure?"



This song and more catchy tunes by the Weatherfield Players at Corrie.net

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