Tuesday, December 20, 2005

Late Lame Update for Monday

What's playing at the Roxy?
I'll tell you what's playing at the Roxy.
A picture about a Weatherfield man falls in love with a Shefield teen
That she offs herself and he gets all the blame.
That's what's playing at the Roxy.

What's in the daily news?
I'll tell you what's in the daily news.
Story about a Fred drinking some sewage water
And can’t make the connection with his multiple trip to the loo.
That's what's in the daily news.

What's happening all over?
I'll tell you what's happening all over.
Guy named Sean calling out bingo numbers
Who used to be something of a rover.

That's what's happening all over.

Love is the thing that has nipped them.
And it looks like Candice's just another victim.

When you see a gal reach for stars in the sky
You can bet that she's doing it for some Warren.
When you spot a Jane thrown out of a job
Chances are she's insane as only a Jane can be for a yob.
When you meet a gal paying all kinds of dough
For a face that could flatten the Taj Mahal.
Call it sad, call it funny.
But it's better than even money
That the gal's only doing it for some Warren.

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