Sunday, December 18, 2005

Dead Katydid*

This Kat-eh is no more!
She has ceased to be!
She's expired and gone to meet her maker!
She's a stiff!
Bereft of life, she rests in peace!
If you hadn't nailed 'er to the perch she'd be pushing up the daisies!
Her metabolic processes are now 'istory!
She's off the twig!
She's kicked the bucket, she's shuffled off 'er mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!!

*with apologies to John Cleese


MJ said...

Are you sure she's not just pining for the fjords?

Radmila said...


Anonymous said...

Damn! I didn't bother getting up this morning to watch Corrie and I missed my chance to cheer at her demise. Oh well, better late than never...... ciao Katy. So glad I don't have to look at your bad hair any longer.

Jacqueline said...

Katydid - no - Katydead.

SOH said...

That girl has expired!