Friday, December 23, 2005

Coronation Street Holiday Gift Guide

Wondering what to put under the tree for your favourite Coronation Street characters? Let Corrie Canuck take the worry out of your holiday planning with our Corrie Holiday Gift Guide.






CHARLIE STUBBS

Love him or hate him, we can’t leave bully-boy-builder Charlie off our gift list. So why not give him some music to mellow him out? A Toolbox Christmas offers carols performed on hand and power tools. An extraordinary orchestra of hammers, saws, drills, ratchets, 2x4s, pipes, planers, and much, much more. Sound clips available on the website.



SHELLY UNWIN


Our Shel has put up with a lot of crap this year, don’t you think? The B.S. Deflector is just the thing to make life easier with Charlie.

And if that doesn’t stop Charlie’s manipulating ways, give her Incredible Hulk Hands.





LES BATTERSBY

Our Les, never one to loaf or lounge about, needs the Beer Belt to keep his hands free for more productive work.





KIRK SUTHERLAND

Our Kirk-eh could benefit from the Incredible Growing Brain. Just take this walnut-sized brain, put it in water and watch it grow!



CHESNEY BROWN

Chesney can zip from yard to yard, scamming meals and treats from the neighbours on this Fun Ride Deluxe Cable Trolley.



SALLY WEBSTER



Sally’s been a naughty girl this year. The “Wash Away Your Sins Cleansing Bar” reduces guilt by 98.9% or more.



FRED ELLIOTT


These handy Head Wipes will keep Fred’s chrome dome shiny and smooth throughout the New Year.





ASHLEY PEACOCK

Freshen up Ashley’s Christmas with this Bacon Air Freshener.





ROY AND HAYLEY CROPPER



A Tomato Ketchup Lava Lamp is just the thing to brighten Roy’s Rolls café.



MARTIN PLATT

Male Nurse Action Figure.





CRAIG HARRIS AND ROSIE WEBSTER



Have yourself a Gothic little Christmas.



JASON GRIMSHAW

Nothing says hot cowboy construction worker (or screams “Village People”) like this western-style hardhat.



SARAH PLATT

This teen mother kit is perfect for playing happy families.





STEVE MCDONALD AND/OR ASHLEY PEACOCK

Who’s your daddy? Paternity issues have been raised a number of times on the Street. Both Steve and Ashley (and others) could have benefited from this DNA Paternity Test.



TRACY BARLOW

That kooky Tracy is always up for some hilarious hijinks. She’ll have fun scaring the absolute B-Jesus out of men with a fake pregnancy test.



EMILY BISHOP

A good and decent woman, our Emily. She deserves a sweet treat of Testamints.



DEIRDRE BARLOW



If the wardrobe department won’t do it, let’s give our Deirdre a turtleneck sweater.



It’s the kind thing to do.





Santa’s list is incomplete. We welcome your gift suggestions for those characters who didn't make the Coronation Street Holiday Gift Guide list.

4 comments:

Geoff said...

Ah, the old Deirdre neck muscle work-out.

For Maria: a copy of the Joe Jackson song, Is she really going out with him?

Which could also apply to a few others.

Pamer said...

In case I don't have a chance to post anything on the weekend I would like to wish everyone a very merry Christmas on Sunday. Hopefully we all be together in spirit watching the omnibus after pressies get opened.

Very Much Love and Hugs and Kisses
Pamer

MJ said...

Thank you for spreading the Pamer love.

SOH said...

Merry Christmas to all at Corrie Canuck!