Thursday, December 29, 2005

Another Weatherfield Wannabee

Heather Mills McCartney wants to make a guest appearance in Coronation Street.

The former model and wife of Paul McCartney is a huge Corrie fan.

She says, "I'd love to make an appearance on a British soap. It would have to be Coronation Street, because I'm a northern girl."

She was born in Tyne and Wear, a county in the northeast of England.

Take a number, Heather. Corrie Canuck has reported on other Weatherfield Wannabees including author Jackie Collins, singer Lisa Stanfield, and actors Amanda Donohoe and Orlando Bloom. So far, they’re all still waiting for their numbers to come up.

If you have any ideas how to fit Heather into the show, what role she could play, etc., let us know.


Jacqueline said...

It's obvious...she comes to Weatherfield to flog her stepdaughter's new line of designer knickers to Underworld.

MJ said...

Continuing on where Jacqueline left off…
Heather has a cheap and tawdry affair with Mike Baldwin. Catfight with Penny King ensues. Opportunity for writers (or MJ, rather) to insert Beatles lyrics, as Sir Paul intervenes yelling, “Get back to where you once belonged” and “Boy, you’ve been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.”

Echo Mouse said...

I would love to see Lisa on Corrie but Heather? NOoooooooooo

Anonymous said...

Jacqueline, I think the gossip mill would have it more likely she'd flog her stepdaughter, or vice versa!

Orlando Bloom could work at Rita's, which would make for some excellent Norris lines as all the ladies line up to be served by Orlando.