Monday, November 28, 2005
Breaking News: Opposition Motion Defeats Coronation Street!
This is breaking news from the CBC newsroom. Tonight the opposition parties united to preempt 'Coronation Street' for viewers in Ontario and Québec.
Ray Langton's fate: unknown!
Steve's hot new love interest: unseen!
Katy Harris: still at large!
Chesney Brown: still beating up Roy Cropper!
The Baldwins: Missing and presumed Cockney!
Shelly Unwin: Missing and presumed a doormat!
Charlie Stubbs: Missing and presumed an arsehole!
Tracey Barlow: Missing and presumed bitchy!
Also, tomorrow there is an election of some kind to be called. Bono could not be reached for comment.
Posted by John at 9:42 PM