Monday, November 28, 2005

Breaking News: Opposition Motion Defeats Coronation Street!

This is breaking news from the CBC newsroom. Tonight the opposition parties united to preempt 'Coronation Street' for viewers in Ontario and Qu├ębec.

Ray Langton's fate: unknown!

Steve's hot new love interest: unseen!

Katy Harris: still at large!

Chesney Brown: still beating up Roy Cropper!

The Baldwins: Missing and presumed Cockney!

Shelly Unwin: Missing and presumed a doormat!

Charlie Stubbs: Missing and presumed an arsehole!

Tracey Barlow: Missing and presumed bitchy!

Also, tomorrow there is an election of some kind to be called. Bono could not be reached for comment.

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