Tuesday, September 27, 2005

The 86 Rules of Boozing



Attention Corrie Canuck pub night attendees:

Remember the 86 Rules of Boozing as you head out to the Duke of Argyle this evening.

3 comments:

Jacqueline said...

Gentlemen...

15. If you offer to buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still might not like you.

Is heartbreakingly true.

Back in the day ('85) and 19 year old Glacia went out and was offered a drink - she often said, 'Yes' - mainly because she was broke.

Oooooooh, the days when I used to go to a bar with $20 - come back with $16 and be completely hammered.

Pamer said...

I always say "would you like someone to buy you a drink?"

if she says no i say "good thing i didn't offer".

bwaahaahaahaa

I am so sad that i will miss this pub night...ooh the toasts i could make.

Jacqueline said...

And don't you all think that I can't get STILL get a man to buy drinks, my ducks.

I still can.

It's just that I typically have to take care of his laundry, walk his dog and help him find his keys the next day.