Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Karen’s Cups Runneth Over



Karen McDonald’s breasts have swollen to mind-blowing proportions. Only a bra with a complex system of pulleys, structural steel, and flying buttresses can house those projectiles. We need to get an engineering team on this project right away.

If only Howard Hughes were still alive. Using his aeronautical skills, Hughes invented a cantilevered push-up bra for screen sensation Jane Russell. Karen could really use you now, Howie.

If they can put a man on the moon, surely they can build a better house for Karen’s kazongas. Let’s hope scientists are working on it.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

they are real and they are fantastic!!!

Pamer

Anonymous said...

man i can't stop looking at that picture of Karen...thanks MJ, it really perked me up this morning

Pamer

MJ said...

Don't get too excited 'cause I'm still looking for a photo to post of Fred Elliott in spandex.

Anonymous said...

eep!!

Pamer

Jacqueline said...

Fred in spandex?

Jacqueline rubs her hands together and says, 'Exxxxxxxxxxxcellent!'

Anonymous said...

She does look nice ;)...Pitty she had to go off corrie. cheers