Wednesday, August 31, 2005
Karen’s Cups Runneth Over
Karen McDonald’s breasts have swollen to mind-blowing proportions. Only a bra with a complex system of pulleys, structural steel, and flying buttresses can house those projectiles. We need to get an engineering team on this project right away.
If only Howard Hughes were still alive. Using his aeronautical skills, Hughes invented a cantilevered push-up bra for screen sensation Jane Russell. Karen could really use you now, Howie.
If they can put a man on the moon, surely they can build a better house for Karen’s kazongas. Let’s hope scientists are working on it.
Posted by The Mistress at 3:16 AM